The Cajun people are resolute in their love and worship of the crawfish.
Marinate on this one. If a woman hires someone to kill her estranged husband and his new girlfriend, it is acceptable; she can just rest at home for three years. On the other hand, if a man steals crawfish, he can bet his thieving ass that he will sit in a jail cell for two years.
Even without me, there is never a dull moment in my hometown, folks.