I Tumble For You

Just when you thought I couldn’t get any more Psycho Hose Beast on you, I open a Tumblr account.

If you do the Tumblr thing, follow me there too (unless you want me to go voodoo).  I’ll mostly cross-post the posts I make here, but there will be some things you can only find there.

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Prejudice is the Child of Ignorance

Screaming, insolent, belligerent female student whose cell phone was confiscated for parent pick-up only: Shit! I hate you fucking white bitches!

What I wanted to say: We prefer to be called cracker ass crackers, but only we can call each other cracker.

What I said: I hear you, but for the record I don’t see color.  Don’t you listen to MJ?  It don’t matter if you’re black or white.  Woo-hoo.

What I should have said: Freedom comes with an educated mind.

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News Junkies, Word Nerds, or Shredding Machines?

The Holy Terrors never met a Sunday newspaper they did not like. They are especially fond of the ones we haven’t had a chance to read yet and leave on the coffee table.

Yes, they shredded the whole thing, and this picture only shows a portion of their four-hour reign of terror. This is a prime example of what little fuckers they are. Alas, Boston terriers are just like potato chips ~ you cannot have just one.

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I Write the Posts That Make the Blog World Sing

Arrogance.  I have it.  I think all geniuses are arrogant to some degree.  I have been writing for as long as I can remember and blogging since 2005.  Recently I have considered “revealing” myself.  I do not know why I keep my identity relatively anonymous, but I do.  Maybe it is my profession and the countless debacles that some of the posts on I Read Banned Books could propagate. I often wonder if I should have ever touched the work place on this blog; however, it is such a part of who I am and why I Read Banned Books even exists.  Perhaps it is time for me to choose a new adventure.

What Would Barry Manilow Do?

The Psycho Hose Beast is conflicted.  That is all.

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Yes, You Heard It Here First

Higher Ground HS is definitely what Willis was talkin' about.

Now, the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum,

What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

A man is born, he’s a man of means.

Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Different Strokes.

It takes, Different Strokes.

It takes, Different Strokes to move the world.

Everybody’s got a special kind of story

Everybody finds a way to shine,

It don’t matter that you got not alot

So what,

They’ll have theirs, and you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine.

And together we’ll be fine….

Because it takes, Different Strokes to move the world.

Yes it does.

It takes, Different Strokes to move the world.

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Take Your Passion And Make It Happen!

“Alex” is a high school student by day and a fashionista by night.  He sits in the very front row of the fourth period fashion design class and models his own creations every Monday through Friday.  Today he was channeling 1983 and Jennifer Beals in only the way your token gay male can do.  One of the male assistant principals referred him to me to address his low-cut, navel-revealing, off-the-shoulder, sleeveless and cropped hot pink sweatshirt.   I would like to add that he was wearing a cropped white wife-beater underneath and perfectly bedazzled skinny jeans with black ballet flats.  Now that you have a visual … on to the priceless exchange which transpired when I pulled him aside to address his multiple dress code violations.

Psycho Hose Beast:  Nobody’s denying you have fashion sense, but we don’t show our pit hair or navels at school.

Higher Ground High’s Token Gay Male:  Once again, discriminated against because of my fierce-itude.  You’ll be sorry when you see me on Project Runway.

PHB:  I would be sorrier if I saw you in the remake of Flashdance.

HGHTGM:  Oh no, you didn’t!

Sweet Heyzeus, I hope he wears leg warmers tomorrow.

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