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Born to Hunt Forced to Work

Are you new here?  This one isn’t about you.  The best posts on this blog are always about me.

Today was one of the most positive first days of work I have ever had as a school administrator.   Yeah, I know.  I’m shocked too.  Personally, I think I deserve it after the toxicity from which I just rid myself.

Being new to an existing building has its advantages and disadvantages.   While I am basking in the glow of all the positivity around me, I do not know the building very well which can be a huge disadvantage (even though I have a school map and an app for that).   This is where you, I Read Banned Books visitors, come in.  I want you to send me on a scavenger hunt.

Who: My lovers, lurkers, twisties, and stalkers

What:  The Psycho Hose Beast Goes on a Scavenger Hunt

When: 8/17/10 – 8/22/10

Where: Higher Ground School (Yes, this is what I’m calling the new work location.)

Why: Because y’all worship me and know that I will go voodoo on all y’all’s asses!

How: Leave a comment here naming the item you would like me to find.  I will post pictures of the found items in a follow-up post on Monday, August 23, 2010.

Disclaimer:  I reserve the right to edit requests and/or photos and be a creative bitch in order to keep both my own and also my employer’s identities private.  In other words, think before you order me to … I don’t know … just challenge me.

With that said, you are now cordially invited to challenge my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude. 

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What This Blog Needs Now Is

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Go ahead.  Fill in the blank.  This is a test, and you will be graded severely.

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I Would Give My Left Nut to Be in the Quarter Right Now

Well, I would if I could.  In the meantime, I just would be happy to march in with the Super Bowl XLIV Champs … the New Orleans Saints.  Sweet Breesus, I love the sound of that.

We are traveling in the footsteps

Of those who’ve gone before

But we’ll all be reunited (but if we stand reunited)

On a new and sunlit shore (then a new world is in store)

Oh when the Saints go marching in

When the Saints go marching in

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine

And when the sun refuse (begins) to shine

Oh lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the moon turns red with blood

When the moon turns red with blood

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

On that hallelujah day

On that hallelujah day

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Oh when the trumpet sounds the call

Oh when the trumpet sounds the call

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

Some say this world of trouble

Is the only one we need

But I’m waiting for that morning

When the new world is revealed

When the revelation (revolution) comes

When the revelation (revolution) comes

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the rich go out and work

When the rich go out and work

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When the air is pure and clean

When the air is pure and clean

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When we all have food to eat

When we all have food to eat

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

When our leaders learn to cry

When our leaders learn to cry

Oh Lord I want to be in that number

When the Saints go marching in

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Ça, C’est Bon!

Yes, this is great.  I don’t know a Saints’ fan who isn’t on top of the world today.  This is why I continue to believe.

Be sure to follow the link to YouTube as embedding has been disabled to appease the wonderful folks at ESPN.
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Hit Me with Your Best Shot

I am desperate, fuckers.  I need some fodder.  Leave your ideas in the comments.  Best suggestion (my choice, of course, because it is all about me) gets a surprise from Louisiana, as I am headed there this weekend for my 20th class reunion.  Shut it.  I am not old.  I graduated high school at 9.

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Full Security Alert

I have the day after Thanksgiving blues, and I am a bit pissy today.  Who the hell am I kidding?  I am a

I ate way too much food yesterday, drank entirely too much wine, and did not sleep worth a shit last night.  How is it that Boog is unemployed, but he gets the Xannies and can snore loud enough to wake the fucking dead?  I’m hoping to snap out of whatever this funk is before I rip someone’s head off and shove it up their … well, you get the picture.

In the meantime, this excellent bit by the late Richard Jeni may ‘splain it away:

On a positive less Psycho Hose Beastish side note, congratulations Biddy of Biddy’s World and Beverly of Beverly’s Yarn Crazy.   They are the winners of the Plurk Holiday Giveaway Contest.  Specual thanks are extended to Tessa of Not A Mean Girl for organizing the entire event.

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