Are you new here? This one isn’t about you. The best posts on this blog are always about me.
Today was one of the most positive first days of work I have ever had as a school administrator. Yeah, I know. I’m shocked too. Personally, I think I deserve it after the toxicity from which I just rid myself.
Being new to an existing building has its advantages and disadvantages. While I am basking in the glow of all the positivity around me, I do not know the building very well which can be a huge disadvantage (even though I have a school map and an app for that). This is where you, I Read Banned Books visitors, come in. I want you to send me on a scavenger hunt.
Who: My lovers, lurkers, twisties, and stalkers
What: The Psycho Hose Beast Goes on a Scavenger Hunt
When: 8/17/10 – 8/22/10
Where: Higher Ground School (Yes, this is what I’m calling the new work location.)
Why: Because y’all worship me and know that I will go voodoo on all y’all’s asses!
How: Leave a comment here naming the item you would like me to find. I will post pictures of the found items in a follow-up post on Monday, August 23, 2010.
Disclaimer: I reserve the right to edit requests and/or photos and be a creative bitch in order to keep both my own and also my employer’s identities private. In other words, think before you order me to … I don’t know … just challenge me.
With that said, you are now cordially invited to challenge my superior intellect and sarcastic attitude.