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You Bet Your Socially Awkward Ass

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Never a Dull Moment

The following incident report came to me marked URGENT from a teacher in a special needs classroom:

I asked “Brian” to quit staring at a female student who had complained about him.  I had just told him that scratching his private parts was inappropriate. He replied in front of the whole class,  “I want to fuck her.”  The bell rang, and I  had him call his mother to tell her what he said.  He did and then slammed the phone down.  He then continued to scratch his private area.  I explained to him the problem with doing that in public and left it at that.

Thoughts?  This, like the cheese, totally stands alone.

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Ay Ay Captain!

What are the actions and attributes of a leader? What is it that makes him different from others?

1. A leader is always full of praise.

2. A leader learns to use the phrases “thank you” and “please” on his way to the top.

3. A leader is always growing.

4. A leader is possessed with his dreams.

5. A leader launches forth before success is certain.

6. A leader is not afraid of confrontation.

7. A leader talks about his own mistakes before talking about someone else’s.

8. A leader is a person of honesty and integrity.

9. A leader has a good name.

10. A leader makes others better.

11. A leader is quick to praise and encourage the smallest amount of improvement.

12. A leader is genuinely interested in others.

13. A leader looks for opportunities to find someone doing something right.

14. A leader takes others up with him.

15. A leader responds to his own failures and acknowledges them before others have to discover and reveal them.

16. A leader never allows murmuring—from himself or others.

17. A leader is specific in what he expects.

18. A leader holds accountable those who work with him.

19. A leader does what is right rather than what is popular.

20. A leader is a servant.

~ Author unknown

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True Dat

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”~ Mark Twain

I cannot tell a lie.

Yeah, that’s all I’ve got today.

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i carry your heart with me

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in

my heart)i am never without it(anywhere

i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done

by only me is your doing,my darling)

i fear

no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want

no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)

and it’s you are whatever a moon has always meant

and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows

(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud

and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows

higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)

and this is the wonder that’s keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

~ ee cummings

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