Tag Archives: i’m such a twit

Do I Move You?

As some of you may have noticed, I have had difficulty posting lately.  What you do not know is that I am still writing … snippets … here and there … mostly for myself.  Without going into all the hurtful details, let’s just say that someone who I once looked up to as a blogger and aspiring writer has been acting maliciously … possibly unknowingly, but I have come to believe that she knows exactly what she is doing and does not give a flying fuck whose feelings get hurt because she is right in her own little narrow-minded world.  Due to things she has openly said to me and to others, I have often second guessed myself as a writer, and I have considered taking down this blog several times over the last six to nine months.  This same person has unknowingly alienated herself from most of my social networking and blogging friends because of her inappropriate and insensitive comments.  This begs the question:  Where do I go from here?  Do I allow her to control my destiny?

The short answer is HELL NO!  I WON’T GO! It pleases me.  Through this blog I have learned so much about myself and how others view me.  I cannot tell you how many relationships I have built and/or repaired via blogging.  Blogging has totally enhanced the way I communicate with others in the real world.  The blogging community, overall, has strengthened my trust in the inherent good nature of people.   Blogging has enabled me to collaborate better with others … even when we agree to disagree.  Blogging has enhanced the creator and innovator within me.  It has permitted me to gain greater alignment with writers who inspire me to aspire before I expire.  In brief, blogging has allowed me to engage and be to be engaged by other writers.

What has blogging done for you lately?

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Support Your Local Lurker

I started seven different blog posts today, but none of them seemed to fit what I wanted to say.  Hell, I’m not exactly sure what the fuck I wanted to say today either.   I spent an extensive portion of the day online looking for inspiration.  When all hope was gone that I would post two days in a row, a light bulb moment occurred.  My alter-ego whispered to me that I should review what I learned from others on The Internet today while I was lurking.

And, so it came to pass, Twtter, Plurk, and Facebook provided me with blog fodder.

  • My uncle is looking for a poop changer via FB.
  • Certain things happen only on Bravo if you live @citizenjaney’s house.
  • In general, I don’t think people are bad, but I do think they make bad choices.
  • One can never have enough toilet paper or flip flops.
  • I love the word knackered like it’s my job.
  • Snapper’s back!
  • I am so over the Keanu meme.
  • “We must ensure a disaster like this doesn’t happen again.” ~ Barack Obama
  • I need this iPhone app.  Like yesterday.
  • I crack my own shit up.  Scroll down for my comment du jour.  Yes, Sybil I said HYMEN.  If you are not reading worshiping this Aussie badass, shame on you.
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Temporarily Disconnected

I have ennui.  No worries.  I am not going to jump off a bridge or quit blogging.  However, I could easily jab a sharp, shiny object through a certain “special” someone’s eye.

I Read Banned Books is was down for your protection.  This will happen from time to time to optimize the negativity, medicate the Psycho Hose Beast, and various other hoodoo voodoo.  This lapse in thought-provoking posts should only take a short while (the rest of the school year or less), unless something is very wrong I am confined.  If you have any trouble or concerns regarding this post, feel free to leave a comment below or send an email to cajunvegan @ gmail.com.   If I am feeling less homicidal, I may answer you with my usual superior intellect and sarcastic attitude.

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1.  I pledge allegiance to The Saints, and to the great city of New Orleans; and to The Super Bowl, for which we will win; One city, below sea level, under God; with Mardi Gras & alcohol for all!

2.  Notice to my boss:  If the Saints win, I’m not coming in on Monday.

3.  Bobby Hebert does the stanky leg.

4.  What It Means to be a Saints Fan

5.  Who Dat?!:  Songs for the New Orleans Saints

6.  A Saintly Conversation

7.  Dear Miami

8.  Who dat say we can’t print dat?

9.  Saints inspire cancer survivor

10.  Follow the New Orleans Saints on Twitter!

11.  Who Dat origins

12.  Get to know Gumbo the Dog

13.  Support a Saints Foundation.

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Dead Man Walking

If you follow me on Twitter or Plurk, you probably read that I thought I saw a dead body on the side of the road on my way to work this morning. (Well, I do work in the hood, remember?)  Thankfully, when I stopped the car and went to investigate (Yes, I needed to know for sure that it wasn’t a dead student.), I discovered that it was a couple of very full trash bags covered with a tarp.  Believe it or not, I was quite disappointed, as I have always envisioned myself stumbling upon a rotting corpse much like the Stand by Me boys did.  Little did I know was that I would soon face a different form of a lifeless body within the hour.

To be continued …

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