’round here things have been pretty quiet. A little voice told me that I should let it all out and fill you in on the happenings since the May 12 and previous non-entries. I wanted to grab a Q-tip to silence said little voice, but I soon realized I might have a thought or eleventy billion percolating in the membrane.
Meanwhile … two of my personalities have a Leonard & Sheldonesque exchange:
CajunVegan: “We have to do this!”
Psycho Hose Beast: “No, we don’t! We have to take in nourishment, expel waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep our cells from dying… Everything else is optional.”
Except it really is not optional to ignore this blog for long periods of time. Stalkers and trolls get demanding and send me annoying emails, texts, IM’s, tweets, and Plurks. I do not really like when the Kravitzing starts, so let me hit you with a clue by four. While the Psycho Hose Beast was out, SHIT LIFE SHIT HAPPENED.
BITCH TROLL FROM HELL: Excuse me, Psycho Hose Beast. Is there something wrong?
PSYCHO HOSE BEAST: Yes ma’am, the facts on this evaluation are inaccurate.
BTFH: How’s that, PHB?
PHB: Well, I just happened to single-handedly change the…
PARTNER IN CRIME: We!
PHB: Uh, sorry, PIC. WE happened to change the climate of this school.
BTFH: What makes you believe this?
PHB: Duh, that’s obvious.
BTFH: It’s what?
PHB: It’s obvious. I could tell you, but I would rather see you do your own job.
I would be remiss if I did not mention the single most important thing that happened while I was out.
SCHOOL’S OUT FOR SUMMER!